I have a blog, but I never update it.
I have an RSS reader, but I never open it.
I have a Twitter account, but I forget about it for weeks at a time.
I have a Facebook page, but I don’t ever log in.
I still do most of my web browsing the same way I did back in the dim dead days of Netscape Communicator, only with a couple more bells and whistles.
I think I’m becoming one of those Old Cranky Guys, and I’m not even thirty yet. What the heck.
